On Monday the Ravens announced longtime kicker Justin Tucker has been released. This did not come as a surprise, as Tucker seemed to finally hit the wall this past season, and the Ravens drafted kicker Tyler Loop in the draft a week ago. Time comes for us all. Justin Tucker just isn’t a great kicker anymore.

What, did you expect me to mention the other reason he got cut? Why? The Ravens said this cutting was for purely football reasons! I believe them.

This is the same franchise that holds Ray Lewis as an icon. The same franchise that did nothing about Ray Rice (despite knowing the truth before we found out) until the video went public and forced the NFL’s hand after major public outcry. The same franchise that literally just drafted Mike “Two sexual assault allegations” Green in the second round. The Ravens don’t give a fuck that Tucker was a gross pervert in the mid-2010’s to massage therapists! They probably knew about his proclivities well before any of us did. What they care about is the fact that he stunk ass kicking footballs last year, and now he has a bunch of negative media coverage to go along with it. If Justin Tucker was still Justin Fucking Tucker, he’d be a Raven right now. Maybe he’d get fined, maybe face a few games of suspension, but the Ravens wouldn’t have cut him. If Justin Tucker was not a gross creep pervert and was instead a saint, yet still had the abysmal season he had in 2024, I think there’s a pretty good chance he’d still be cut this season or at the very least the Ravens still draft/sign a free agent for competition. Ball > All.

This isn’t a Ravens problem, it’s a league problem. There is a direct relationship to how much a team will put up with if you can ball. Tyreek Hill has had double-digit domestic incidents at this stage and he’s still coveted and given friendly coverage. Tyreek Hill can ball. Deshaun Watson didn’t get the dumbest contract in NFL history because he sucked. He was a coveted asset despite everything because teams thought he was elite. If every team bidding for him during that process knew what Watson would actually turn out to be sewer waste as a football player too, nobody would have tried to sign him at all. So far the only player I can think of who was really good but still got cut for character reasons was Aaron Hernandez, a murderer. That’s the moral bar we are working with here.

I don’t doubt the possibility another team kicks the tires on Tucker like Tucker testing the boundaries of a masseuse with a little grope to the leg. If anyone thinks Tucker can still ball, it won’t matter that he’s under investigation for being a weirdo. I hope the investigation is enough poison to keep him out though, and I perceive the chances he plays again as slim. He’s old. He’s disgraced. He’s gross. He will probably stay quiet, not find a team this season unless someone has kicker injury problems, and quietly retire next year when it’s clear he’s not making a comeback.

Adios, weirdo. You were a good kicker, but you were also (allegedly), a pervert creep.