Cry Me a Rivers Reunion, Part 3
May10
on May 10, 2014
at 12:01 am
All you Chargers fans who hate me for these. You never realized. You never saw the truth. The tragedy was Schaub all along.
Thus the Ringless Rivers reunion special ends. Everything comes full circle. There will be more Ringless Rivers comics to come, but for now, the saga will take a breather.
You. Bastard.
Perfection.
(Also I’m waiting with bated breath for draft comix)
I thought it was kind of interesting.
Then the Jim Kelly pic.
I just about lost it. Well done sir!
I see no Blackledge, Eason or O’Brien…
A Triumph of football comedy. Bravo, sir. Now your next challenge- solve for x:
JFF+Browns=x
Remember to show your work.
(Sigh) I wish there was some way to end your pain…Johnny Football?
You forgot a sexy rexy in the most important comic ever!
Look to the stars, my friend
1st panel
oh wait never mind thats really clever
So that “I wonder what Dan Marino is like in this universe” was some excellent foreshadowing… Well played sir, well played. Go Dolphins
Wow, clever Sexy Rexy.
Also, such twist ending
many rings
I am not Doge.
Where’s the Sexy Rexy?
Oh never mind see it.
SCHAUB NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Poor Matt Schaub. Chin up buddy, Superbowl-less Schaub can always bounce back and hook up with Title-less Tarkenton.
Do you know what this is missing? Adam Vinatieri trolling all of them with his 4 rings
Unlike Rivers, Marino has actually BEEN to the Super Bowl