Cry Me A Rivers, Part 5
Dec10
on December 10, 2013
at 12:01 am
The comic all the San Diego fans have been waiting for. Well, almost. Still Ringless.
Giants season is over, Steelers is essentially over. San Diego stays alive, though they remain a long shot. Back in week 1 after the Chargers had a meltdown against the Texans I expressed a desire to have Houston win the Superbowl so I could make the ultimate Ringless Rivers comic. It would appear that comic, with Schaub dissing Rivers, may have forever jinxed Houston. So that’s on me obviously.
But as long as Rivers has no rings, he will remain Ringless Rivers
Eagles home opener curse man! Chargers got this!
I’m honestly really sad about how far south Matt Schaub has gone. The guy was the forgotten man of that draft class for years, and had to play for horrific Houston teams for years. Before that he backed up Mike Vick in Atlanta. It seemed like he was finally going to get his vindication some time in the next two or so years, and everything just collapses in on itself – including Matt Schaub himself. Now with Kubiak gone, he’s probably done in Houston too. Who knows though, maybe he’ll get signed by Cleveland or Jacksonville and finally bring one of them a Superbowl and get even more vindication.
Go Schaub! Do it for people everywhere who’re overlooked and under-appreciated until they start screwing up!
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Poor Schaub. It could be worse, he could…
Actually, no. This is the pinnacle of ‘worse’.
What’s the DrawPlay suicide tally up to at this point?
We’ve got be up to high double digits by now
I don’t know if we have double digit suicides yet, but certainly double digit deaths
Not to mention people like Rivers who have committed suicide on multiple occasions.
Rivers in that second panel kills me every time I look at it. Thank you for making my week.
This will not be a popular comment, but I’m happy Schaub’s career fell apart. I feel that Suh did not intentionally kick him in the groin, and the incident might have been forgotten, if it weren’t for Schaub stoking the fire in the media and insulting the entire Lions franchise. Big talk for a guy who’d accomplished nothing in this league.
Watching his career crash and burn has been a guilty pleasure of mine this season. I hope he gets another chance to embarrass himself.
Same here. I’ve guiltily enjoyed a few incidents of Schaub falling apart this year. And there’s been quite a few crash and burns this year-even the Patriots are crashing and burning (and still winning how?). I thought the Suh incident was funny. He may or may not have dont it intentionally-I don’t think he did, Suh may be dirty, but he’s not THAT dirty-and it just… Whoosh. You know? Overblown.
Ha to Schaub. The only gig he’ll be able to get now will be in Cleveland and we all know what happens to the QBs there…
I just KNEW that there was going to be some Ringless Rivers comic after the Chargers-Giants game. Poor Matt Schaub LOL.
phillip rivers doin the white man dance lol
I ran some numbers on the next three weeks. It’s pretty much impossible that the chargers make the playoffs. Most likely they lose this game against the Broncos and then Miami wins out and takes 6th seed.
You were saying, Kyle?
ORLY? “lose against the Broncos”, Kyle said. Well shows you how much Kyle knows. GO CHARGERS!
Now all the Chargers have to do is win out hope for Baltimore & Miami to fall apart & they take the 6th seed.