Here is a list of Pokemon that Chip Kelly likes.

Clefairy, Clefable, Jigglypuff, Wigglytuff, Meowth, Persian, Psyduck, Mankey, Primeape, Ponyta, Rapidash, Slowpoke, Slowbro, Seel, Dewgong, Electrode (Not Voltorb, he of the red head), Eevee, Mr. Mime, Ditto, Mewtwo, Mew, Chansey.

Here is a list of pokemon that Chip Kelly finds vaguely uncomfortable and wouldn’t let his kids play with on a playground.

Jynx, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan, Diglett, Dugtrio, Gastly, Haunter, Gengar, Sandshrew and Sandslash, Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam, Machop Machoke and Machamp, Kangaskan, Gloom, and probably others. The biggest is Jynx.

Jynx was one of those stupid Pokemon. The best Pokemon looked or felt like cartoon versions of real animals, Jynx, Mr. Mime and a few others were dumb humanish pokemon and nobody used them. I played the original games as a kid and I loved em. Blue Version 4 life, Squirtle was the coolest and best starter, Articuno was the best legendary bird, Caterpie was better than Weedle and Vaporeon was the best Eevee form. Hitmonlee was way cooler than Hitmonchan and the best fossil was the one that turned into Omanyte. Also Diglett and Dugtrio were secretly the best pokemon in the game because you could just dig and avoid all the enemy attacks. Also cool kids always named their rival Fart face. The Original 150 are the best, every subsequent generation is a joke and the Pokemon got dumber and dumber as they ran out of animals to emulate so we got stuff like this piece of crap. Seriously what is that? I guess it’s not too bad, nothing will ever be as ugly as Mr. Mime, the pokemon that probably gave children phobias about clowns.

Also Jynx was totally a racist caricature when the game came out. They had to change her to purple. Kind of unfortunate that Japan didn’t quite learn their lesson from another character in a beloved Children’s show: Dragon Ball Z’s Mr. Popo. Mr. Popo is very uncomfortable to look at these days.

Anyway Chip Kelly secretly being a racist is one of my favorite rumors.