CARTOON BETS WEEK 3: KIRBY SAYS HAIIIIIIIIII
Sep22
on September 22, 2025
at 12:01 am
Despite some wild finishes this week I’m still having a pretty good season so far. But, after a long wait, we finally have the return of Sexy Trevor. Sort of. Kinda. A most cursed Sexy Trevor. Anyway you could say this week…sucked. 
THE UNSEEN BETS for Patreon members! A reminder, you can see the unfinished or unposted ones if you join!
If your drawings were anything like the games, Caleb Stone Kirby would be unbeatable.
Stop paywalling your shit that’s been free for over a decade, asshole.
The site is free. The comic is free. The cartoon bets and my socials and my blog posts are free. My Podcast is free. Every other page and gallery on the site is free. This dumb comment you just made? Free. They have always been free, and I have no plans to make them not free. I originally tried to answer this question in good faith, but your name kind of makes it clear you are just a troll.
I do not understand the mentality of the type of person to just make a hateful username and leave drive by rude comments on people’s work. It’s such a sad way to spend your time online. There are so many things in the world you could be doing, and you are doing this.
Eagles fan, huh? Fuck you.
Either they’re a racist, their parents were, or they’re the most oblivious people on the planet.
You don’t pick a name like “Nate Higgers” with the very easy first letter transposition, and not be.
Take your “Nate” elsewhere. Loser.
Fuck off, racist (the OP).
Sixpack Chin Trevor is headcanon now.
Never has a Texans loss proved so upsetting…
I can think of a few…
I think the word we are looking for is disappointing.
Dave,
It might help if you put a link to the Patreon on your website. Speaking of which, you still have the Xitter link, and no link to BlueSky.
You are correct, that was overdue. Thanks for the reminder, forgot about getting that set up with the backend issues I was having over the past few weeks, which seem to have been fixed. Check out the upper right corner!
How about Danny Dimes ?
He’s looking really good the last 3 games.
It’s a mostly useless stat, but DJ and company set an Indianapolis-era franchise record for points scored in the first three weeks of a season at 103. Peyton never topped 100. I expect them to make a banner for that!
In case the Giants needed further proof that THEIR LEADERSHIP IS THE PROBLEM, starting with Mara. Cane’n’Abel are really proving that dim bulb knows what he’s doing. /s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s (*100 more /s)
I forget who the Giants player was, but the Giants lost the first game after Ol’ Danny Dimes’s benching, and he just absolutely went off like “WHADAYAKNOW we lost AGAIN!! WOW! It’s ALMOST like Quarterback WASN’T our only issue and benching him was NOT the magic solution to our problems! WHO KNEW?!?!?!?!”
That guy just keeps getting proven more and more right.
Honestly, it’s probably every player on the roster. I can’t even say I’ll be excited again once Mara fires these two lunkheads, because HE is as much, if not more, the cause of this team’s suckage. Until *HE* is gone, I don’t see anything changing. Guess I’ll root for Danny Dimes this year!
Chaos of the Week: Yes
I’m still pissed about yesterday.
If you want a little different football rage than you’re used to check out the news out of the CFL today with coming rule changes. Shortening the field and endzones! People are going ballistic in Canadian football circles!
Oh and the field goal posts are also going to the back of the endzones. No more players out passes bouncing off the upright.