This is where I’d post my cartoon bets. IF I LOST ANY. I thought about making a special cartoon to celebrate, but that defeats the point. My goal has always been to not draw any of the games. Even if[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for December, 2024
THE WEEK IN CHAOS Oh man. We ate well this week, friends. So well. We started so strongly on Thanksgiving with Bears/Lions. I think one of the best moments of the week had to be that first game. The Bears[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In the second quarter of Sunday’s matchup between the Jaguars and Texans, Trevor Lawrence took off on a scramble drill. He got what yardage he could, and slid. Linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair hit him as he was sliding. He hit him[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Man, I wish that Jameis Winston wasn’t a sex pest. I wish it so much sometimes. Jameis is one of the most entertaining players of the past decade. He is an absolute mad lad, a yolo dumbslinger. He’s an extremely[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Simpsons was the pivotal show of my childhood. We didn’t have cable so I was stuck with the basics, and our FOX affiliate would re-run the show at 7:30 every night and I’d watch it before bed as a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CHAOS REPORT WEEK 14: Brought To You By Dan Campbell’s Massive Balls
THE WEEK IN CHAOS –As it often is, a valley follows a peak. This was not a terribly exciting week of football. One thing that surprises me this season is the lack of mid teams. The NFC West and NFCS[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Had a real stupid pun-based comic cooking when my lights flickered twice and shut off for about a minute. It was just long enough to kill the power on my computer and I hadn’t saved anything, and the autosaves didn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Okay, first off, yes, Bill Belichick will get his comic due next week, don’t you worry. This was supposed to be for Wednesday but I lost too much progress on the power outage to finish in time. I’m glad Nationwide[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We were served an extremely bad early slate of games, including TNF. We were served a very good slate of games in the late slate. This season is Min-Maxxing.
THE WEEK IN CHAOS –Thursday night delivered what I would call Bad Chaos. 4 days earlier, the Rams lit up the Bills, and the 49ers lit up the Bears. Then on Thursday night, in a rainstorm, both teams got bogged[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…