Read TheDrawPlay.com, the only site on the entire internet that depicts two huge meathead football players getting into a fight over the causes of World War 1. Stay for the puns and butts. So a team with Dez Bryant and a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Lucky Whitehead has had a really bad summer. It’s been full of incredibly bad chance circumstances. You could really call him…Unfortunate Whitehead. Poor dude has his dog stolen for ransom earlier this summer, and that’s somehow the less terrible thing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think the biggest atrocity of last year’s Cowboys success was Jason Garrett getting coach of the year. Jason Garrett sucks. Jason Garrett has always sucked. He lucked into a great draft pick thanks to Romo’s injury, and then lucked[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember when Jason Garrett won coach of the year when his lucky ass fell into a stud RB and a lucky late round QB clearly benefiting from Romo telling him what to do on the sidelines? That really happened. Jason[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yeah yeah I know McCarthy was probably not the hiring news you expected a comic about but we got a whole offseason to get to everything else. You want my opinion on Joe Judge? I don’t have one. I didn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well I WANTED to take the week off to chill but then the Giants had to go and actually do something about the mess they’ve made and I know some of you would be bummed if I didn’t touch on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
