Everything’s a mess, the world is a wreck, we’re all gonna die, the universe is a cold and uncaring place and no matter what you believe the fact is no one knows what the hell happens when we die and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Ugh. Of course he did. Why would we ever expect otherwise. Now watch him be perfectly healthy for the first time in years and flourish under Emperor Billpotine. At least we’ll all be dead by 2021. I think everything will[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Well this story is simultaneously absolutely awful and yet somehow distressingly familiar to the point of almost feeling like a let-down because…well, did this really surprise anybody? Does it surprise you that the Skins organization was a misogynistic dumpster of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Welcome back, football! You have never felt less important, but I will still watch you and love you. Even though the first game of the season was a total waste of my time.
Thank god there is a football game on tonight. We fucking need it. ANYWAY, LETS DO CARTOON PICKS AGAIN! The world is still a hellscape, going out to watch the game with friends may literally be hazardous to our health,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
*Long, deep exasperated sigh* Man… Last week someone had an interview with Ben Roethlisberger where the interviewer was discussing the lack of playoff success after 2010 for him and the Steelers. Big Ben, a well-established selfish piece of shit, partially[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
