What to do if you encounter a JJ Watt in the wild: 1. Do not panic. He can smell the fear and is drawn to it. It gives him strength 2. Your phone can function as a form of mace.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Posts Tagged Bears
The Don’t Care Bear is back! It’s been so long. They pretty much have to rebuild Carealot every time it gets attacked because good ol’ Dont Care doesn’t help. Honestly part of the reason I haven’t made a Dont Care[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Cutler Era is finally over in Chicago. 8 years. 8 years! It feels like just yesterday Josh McDaniels was taking a huge dump all over the Broncos and Cutler came into Chicago a hero. A semi-local hero who grew[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So lets talk about the trash fire that is the Chicago Bears. We can start with Mitch Trubisky and the draft situation. Lets call it a mess. Chicago trades a bunch of stuff to move up a single spot to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It was a busy weekend, so I apologize if this one feels undercooked in any way. Undercooked like a Phil Simms booth comment. Boom, got’em! I was not expecting Jay Cutler to end up an analyst. I expected Cutler to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What is it with the Steelers and playing down to competition? A few years ago I made a comic about how the Steelers, fresh on a massive offensive high, were going to obliterate a garbage Jets team. The Jets won,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
SERIOUS OPENER SIDE NOTE I know I never do stuff like this, but my wife is running the NYC marathon in a month and as part of her race goal she’s raising money for cancer research. If you’ve followed this site for a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I knew Khalil Mack was good but I’m honestly glad he’s on the resurgent Bears now because he seems like he’s getting the recognition he deserved in Oakland. Of course, part of that is due to the circumstances that landed[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Cody Parkey is a legend. I cant believe this little one off I made in November came home to roost in such a way. Can’t believe it. not gonna lie I might still be very sporadic with updates. On[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I designed this comic specifically so I can use it for every team at any time with absolute ease. You really can just swap the shirts to a different team and make the spider say something else. I look forward[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…