Those name puns were suggested to me by a fan and I thought them too perfect to pass up. I also jumped on the idea to do a Dolphins comic, who are one of the teams I tend to neglect. Maybe because the Dolphins have the world’s blandest oatmeal for a coach.

Anyway Wake and Suh should totally use these monikers because they fit so well and if they combine for a sack the celebration could be glorious until Goodell fines Suh for it.