That Kaepernick story was stupid from the start and sometimes I wonder if people are out to vilify the guy. It’s already blown over by the time I write this (I wish it had blown over 6 hours ago before I STARTED the comic) and it’s a complete non-story. TMZ really went for the scummy headline on this one, considering that apparently the woman only couldn’t remember 25 minutes and during that time one of the 3 players involved called 911. No charges, nothing. A complete non-story. Now all those stupid fans who love to call him a thug have to shut up and wait for the next moment to strike.

Frankly I’m more alarmed Kaep was chilling with a Seahawks player. What kind of crazy NFC West incest is going on there, buddy boy