There is a huge sense of satisfaction knowing I made people read this whole comic for that terrible pun.

A lot of people hate puns. Those people are dumb, because puns are the best. Making people laugh is fun, but there is nothing sweeter than delivering a terrible, terrible forced pun with as much glee as possible to a circle of friends and laughing maniacally as your friends curse you, groan and tell you to shut up.

This is a top 5 Dave pun right here. I hope you groaned. I hope you groaned hard. I hope you are groaning right now. Muahahaha oh my god football please come back