Happy Stuff your face day! For all of my non-American readers, this is when my country celebrates the one time we filthy colonizers temporarily gathered and ate with the native people instead of destroying them and all they stood for. But now we celebrate by stuffing our faces and yelling about politics with family members. The smart ones among us take the opportunity to retreat into football. I hope you all do the same and enjoy the games.

Dunno if there will be a checkdown tomorrow, depends on how much time I end up having today and if a funny thing happens during the games. Have a great holiday!

EDIT: Added ketchup