Annual Joe Buck Halloween Horrors! I wanted to make a full comic but I seem to have come down with something and I was lucky to make it out of bed this morning.

Honestly, as much as I hate Joe Buck, I think I might hate Phil Simms more now simply because we are subjected to him two automatically days a week thanks to Thursday Night Football. I can usually dodge him on Sundays but I can’t escape him on Thursdays. Phil Simms is the worst.

But Joe Buck is still the scariest and when it came out that he almost lost his voice and career over Hair Plug addictions I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off. I can understand most addictions but lol @ Hair Plugs. Hair plugs. Joe Buck is literally Tobias from Arrested Development. Yeah, even the part where his body starts to fail because of the hair plugs.