Pokemon references! Gotta alienate all those older fans who read the comic somehow, right? Sorry, Mom’s co-workers, you probably don’t get this joke. It’s for hip sexy young people already feeling nostalgic for the 90’s.

Anyway, Champ Bailey was a Denver institution and he will be missed. Out of all the Denver players I felt bad for in the Super Bowl, I felt for him the most. He deserved a ring. Godspeed, Champ.