I needed one more guest comic for today, so I enlisted the help of my podcast co-host Sam Greszes. He gave me this.

I asked him what it was.

He wasn’t sure. But he said New York Jorts is funny. And I agree.

so here you go. Things that sound like team names. Next time I ask Sam I’ll make sure he didn’t drink a bunch of Malort first.

Happy end of 2016, hopefully you survive the rest of the day, not a given this year. I will return triumphantly for 2017 and the playoffs.