Dave visits the holy land
Apr25
on April 25, 2015
at 12:01 am
So my Girlfriend is running the Pro Football Hall of Fame Half Marathon this weekend with her family and I decided to use it as an excuse to make a pilgrimage to mecca and worship at the altar of the gods. I have never been to the Hall of fame before and I’m pumped about it.
On the off chance any of you glorious readers are also going to be there, look for the tall bearded doofus in the Giants gear geeking out over everything and ignoring his girlfriend to look at the bust of Michael Strahan. It’s okay, she knows she’s second place.
Also I might find a bathroom and vandalize the stall with a Sexy Rexy
Dave, please post photos of any graffiti you make. Also any photos you take of anything there.
I’ve always wanted to visit Canton, but the handful of times I’ve been to Ohio, I’ve never been able to fit it in.
Yes Dave, please incriminate yourself with a blog post picture of vandalism.
dumbest request ever.
Yes, because Ohio police are definitely going to travel across the country to arrest someone for bathroom stall graffiti.
no, they will not.
They will issue a warrant for his arrest and when he gets a ticket or gets his name run through the police computer or has a credit check to get a home loan, it will be there and he will have to fly back to Ohio to rectify the situation.
dumb ass
Do you really think that any law enforcement agencies would take bathroom stall graffiti that seriously?
Your obsession with Rex Grossman is gross, man.
U no y Miami didn’t make the playoffs last year? They didn’t have enough sexy to get in.
How dare you insult the Sex Cannon!
Sexy Rexy can still play in Canada or the arena league (seriously, the storm need a better qb than Jason Boltus)
A Burris-Grossman QB Controversy in Ottawa would be interesting. Other then that I think most teams are gonna be stubborn at QB this year. MTL and HAM want to develop their young starters and Toronto is looking to ride a veteran again. And Out West is an absolute gongshow. The 5th place team might have more wins then 1st in the East.
I’m crying…these are tears of pain.
Best Giants stuff from when I went:
– David Tyree’s helmet
– Belichick’s hand-written game plan from the 1990 Super Bowl
It’s an awesome trip, I definitely want to make it back there again.
Awesome! Please make a jed York voodoo doll and sacrifice it at the bust of Montana. Then leave a note for the football gods asking for mercy! Spoiled rotten rich idiot knows not what he does!
I guess I’m the only one who doesn’t want to make the mecca to Canton… I guess that’s probably because I live there. Anyways, HoF week is best week is worst week. Enjoy your visit Dave.
Remember the mess it was when they held the Ribs burnoff in Belden?
lol yes I do. What a nightmare. So much better at the fairgrounds, despite the fact that the grounds are falling apart and look like crap.
I wonder is RG3 knows of this website’s obsession with him.