When Dave contacted me about doing a comic for his amazing comic The Draw Play I jumped at the chance. Dave is super sexy and handsome and would probably make a really good football commissioner so it was an honor to draw a comic for him. I cannot speak enough about how great he is.

I decided to make my comic about our “coach” Ben. Ben is a big poopy face. Last year I wanted to play hard for him, but this year I realized he eats ketchup packets from McDonalds for breakfast and that’s gross. Benny likes to sit in his office watching the Big Bang Theory and slurping frostees from Wendy’s.

I wanted to put a lot of effort into this comic, but I had to make a business decision. Why use all my comic skills up now when I can save them for my career as an artist after football? As my hero Deion Sanders would say, “Effort is bad and dumb”. I loved Deion. He really knew how to not tackle. I feel I did my best to honor him this past week when I gave up two long touchdowns by barely even trying! I even got my teammates into it. We all want McAdpoop to get fired. DRC keeps trying but only so another team will give him plenty of dough next year. JPP got paid so he was happy to Mary J Oblige.

Can’t wait to do nothing tomorrow when we play the Chiefs. Gonna be great!
Thanks for having me, Dave!