Man, the Colts …voodoo… ran out. You need a lot of things to win in the playoffs. You need a good team, good coaches, good gameplans and usually, just a little bit of…good fortune. But fortune did not favor the Colts. They asked for help from Lady …Pleasant Coincidence, but they just didn’t receive the help they needed to beat out the Patriots. Oh well. Bad…mojo. Sometimes that’s just the…result of the draw.

Better chances next year!

(I wonder how Luck really feels about all the name puns. He’s probably dealt with them his whole life)