When you want to make a Jameis Winston lasik joke but can’t be the 106,097,567 joke about him throwing the ball to the wrong team because he can’t see. No, that’s too easy. You gotta go with the classic rapist[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for May, 2020
Finally, a new, modern uniform that absolutely works. You could always count on the Chargers to get it right. Now that the 2020 redesigns seem to have finally ended I think I’ll soon be pooling together some thoughts and ranking[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Overall, the absence of sports hasn’t affected me all that much. The NFL has been largely unaffected by this point outside the draft being held in basements. The Trail Blazers were having an injury-ridden garbage season that would be best[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Earl Thomas is lucky to be alive. We could be having a far more serious discussion right now and thankfully we are not. For those less terminally online with things to love and a life to live who missed this[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Jay Cutler is getting a divorce! Sometimes I wonder I’m doing Jay dirty by playing into the lazy jerk gag because it misrepresents a human being, who is a complicated individual with the same complexities as you or me. Then[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What if we’ve had Josh McDaniels all wrong this whole time? Bleacher Report came out with a brief report that Brady and McDaniels’ relationship deteriorated towards the end and it was partially the reason Brady left. Sure, this came from[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you’d like a calm, reasonable breakdown on why the Rams new uniforms are bad, I would direct you to the best authority on the subject: Uniwatch. They always have a good breakdown, and if you don’t like curse words[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It is kinda funny how things turn out sometimes. The draft really is a crapshoot. Last year, the Giants made 3 picks in the first round. Daniel Jones, made with pick #6, was pretty much roundly panned. He’s got a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Feel free to use that final panel anytime the Vikings do something inexplicably dumb on offense. What are some other ways we could make football safer in the age of Coronavirus?
A couple of folks in the past year have offered me an idea that I really liked, but needed to wait on until we entered the offseason death zone of mid May-early August. Historical Draw Plays! Now that news will[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…