The Hall of Fame game is like not eating for 6 months, going to McDonalds, ordering a large fry, getting a single, soggy fry, and it falls on the floor before you get to eat it. And you’re still gonna[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for August, 2019
One of the things I didn’t really appreciate when the Giants were middling to playoff contenders was how you don’t constantly have to field the same questions from randos. They’d happen, sure, but it was never all that bad and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
LOOK AT HIS FEET. LOOK AT ANTONIO BROWN’S FEET. THEY ARE A HORROR SHOW. Apparently Antonio Brown did not use proper footwear in one of those fancy rich athlete cryo-chambers and got frostbite on his feet. That’s such a diva[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Can we talk about how messed up this is? Robert Quinn, Cowboys DE, just got suspended for 2 games after using a banned substance. Okay, fine. Happens frequently enough. But then today I saw more details to the story and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Duke Johnson got traded! Now he’s on the Texans. This feels like a win for all involved to me. The Browns will feed the Chubb and eventually get Kareem Hunt back. The Texans could use a solid veteran RB since[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Was going to post this last week since it was mostly done then but it seemed a bit iffy to post so directly after our country’s latest shootings in a history of gun-related garbage. I want to go ahead and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, and hear me out on this…what if Andrew Luck has been dead for years and the Colts are just trying their best to keep up the facade? The exceptionally vague injury reports that seem to always end up being[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Shoutout to /u/giobbistar21 on reddit during my AMA for directing me to this silly story about Jets rookie Quinnen Williams that I somehow missed. I’m not gonna lie there is still a part of me that giggles every time I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When Antonio Brown got traded to the Raiders I basked in the glory of the expected PUPPETMASTER defense. I saw not a tiny amount of fans gleefully rationalizing the drama Brown caused as calculated and purposeful so that he could[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I designed this comic specifically so I can use it for every team at any time with absolute ease. You really can just swap the shirts to a different team and make the spider say something else. I look forward[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…