Well, at least the Cardinals are sort of in the news? That’s progress. I touched on this last year when the OBJ trade rumors were in full effect (funny how those are back in force too) but the sports media[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for March, 2019
I’m torn between thinking Jason Witten got fired (or was about to get fired) and used this “unretiring” as an excuse to save face, or maybe thinking that Jason Witten never wanted to be in the booth anyway and realized[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This comic represents a first for me. I had this entire thing laid out and was mostly done with the linework when I went to save the file. I tried to think of a good name for it. I settled[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Landon Collins will not be franchised, or extended, and will hit free agency. This has left a lot of people confused. I have mixed feelings. Long feelings short, I would have preferred to keep him, but I’m surprised or shocked[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Shout-out to Urinating Tree, the youtuber who as far as I know invented the “Days of our Steelers” joke to describe the absurd drama that the team has suffered these past two years. If he didn’t, he’s at least where[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I take back any defense I ever made of David Gettleman. Any time I defended his decisions, told folks to take the long view, to consider that maybe things were more complex than expected and we can’t quite judge him[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I guess I have to pull myself out of my booze hole and laugh at other teams before I go back to my room and cry some more. This was supposed to be the Wednesday comic, before Beckxit happened. Fucking[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
And now our good friend Ryan Tannehill has finally, finally begun his journey into the realm of the journeyman backup, where he was always meant to be. Unless you think he’s going to breakout. Unless you think he’s a star.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
More like Cole Billsley! More like Cold Beasley! More like Cole Beasalo! Okay I’m out. Cole Beasley instantly became a little bit more like-able by taking the star off his helmet. But in case that wasn’t enough, he shot back[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…