In case you think I photo-shopped that final panel, no. The Sexy Rexy Rose is real. I was wandering around the Portland International Rose Test Garden this weekend and my mom spotted a little label that seemed like fate. The[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for June, 2018
RIP Dwight Clark, owner of one of the greatest catches of all time. I think the photo of Dwight Clark elevating to make “The Catch” is probably the best football photo ever taken. Probably the most iconic football photo ever taken.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Congrats to the Washington Capitals, NHL Champions! The fans have been waiting a long time. Ovi has been waiting a long time. I’m really happy for the Caps. This is the year I’ve gotten into Hockey the most, and this[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think my favorite thing about Rob Gronkowski’s obsession with the number 69 is that every news outlet has to report on it because #content, but they all have to be coy about the number’s meaning in the process. So[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember Andrew Luck? Tall guy, built well, ugly as hell? Played for the Colts for a few years? No, not Curtis Painter, the one after him, but before Jacoby Biscuits. Yeah. He was pretty good, even made it to a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hue Jackson, before the 2017 season, promised to jump in Lake Erie if the Browns didn’t win more than 1 game again. Obviously joking that the Browns wouldn’t be as bad as 1-15 again. Then…they were worse. Bless Cleveland fans,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve had a whirlwind 48 hours that involved a dog. I’ve been too stressed out to get anything done. Luckily this offseason blows and the most interesting thing we got recently was the Eagles ring not sucking and Kellen Winslow[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m not convinced Ryan Fitzpatrick is human. I think he’s a gypsy curse given form. He’s like the monster from It Follows, but more visible. A horrible ancient demon that has the ability to imprint itself on teams and destroy them[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Have you ever seen those gifs of cats clawing and whining to be let outside and then once the owner opens the door, they just sit there and don’t go? Terrell Owens’ response to his HoF induction reminds me of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I feel personally attacked by the past year of football. Giants entire team seems to get injured. Team has the worst season in reasonable memory. Ben McAdoo turns out to be a big ball of greasy slime who undoes one[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…