Having a player like Beckham on my favorite team has honestly been kind of illuminating about how the modern sports media works for me. I more or less understood it, but it really highlights the entirety of everything that makes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for April, 2018
Sky blue. Water Wet. Death. Taxes. Marvin Lewis Coaches the Bengals. All these crazy happenings in the NFL right now. Trades! Trade rumors! Free agents! Draft drama! So much going on! Also? The Bengals. The Bengals. The biggest news out[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In news that nobody noticed outside maybe Chargers fans, Geno Smith is now a Charger. 1 year, 1 million. That’s like a money golf cart. We assume Geno Smith will never see action. Why would he? Philip Rivers is much[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Titans have changed their uniform! This was probably the least noticed change I’ve seen happen. Poor Titans. Nobody ever seems to care. I like the new duds. I’m also disappointed by them. They didn’t go far enough to me.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Richie “the Dick in Disguise” Incognito. Farewell asshole. I hope you get the help you need. After many years, the 34 year old who still has the face of a 13 year old fat douchebag Sean Astin has finally decided he[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So allow me to do something a bit different. Since I left Uproxx in late 2016, I haven’t really had a place to put my stupid non-comic things. KSK was essentially my outlet for that. Logos, drawing lessons, prediction cartoons,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This week in “Dave plays catch up to old news that he didn’t hit when it was hot”, we have Marquette King of the Raiders surprisingly getting cut. It was a move that I think few saw coming, even Raiders fans[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Not gonna lie, kinda expected Dez Bryant to be on a team by now. I wasn’t shocked the Cowboys released Bryant. He doesn’t seem to fit with the new look of the offense. For a while there the Cowboys offensive[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve finally come full circle, my friends. Almost exactly 700 comics and close to 5 years later, we are back to where we started. I can’t stop laughing at the Jags redesign. Not because it’s bad; it’s fine. I can’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every year about this time I struggle with a difficult existential question. What is worse: tons of samey, almost meaningless content, or no content at all? Would you prefer a week of utterly pointless mock draft crap to argue over[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…