You might remember a version of this same comic with the Steelers and Michael Vick. I tried my hand at multiple ideas, but ultimately they all boiled down to this same point, and by then I was short on time,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for August, 2017
A fitting comic for the end of a boring and stupid offseason. It ends tonight, friends, get crunk. Our long and boring 2017 offseason journey ends with the football equivalent of coke zero. Tonight the Arizona Third Stringers play the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dolphins with one of the first major injuries of the preseason! Who had money on the Phins? Congrats, you’re a winner. Ryan Tannehill might be dead. Tannehill was scrambling at practice and appeared to jam his left knee up towards[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
LMAOOOOOOO I can’t believe it happened I am so happy. Jay Cutler in South Beach. I’m so excited. This is probably the best case scenario for the Dolphins after Tannehill died. It’s also the best case scenario for us! We[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Goodnight sweet Vince. The most likable Patriot ever and temporary Houston loaner has finally thrown in the tiny towel that never had a chance of drying his entire body. I think he’s the most likeable Patriot ever. Gronk is great[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Zeke Elliot is suspended for 6 games. STRAP IN BOYS THIS IS GONNA BE A FUN FIGHT! I was expecting a 1 game suspension at most. I think most were. The NFL was not going to heavily punish one of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I genuinely did not expect Roberto Aguayo to get cut that fast. I actually thought Aguayo would be fine. First year jitters, time to settle in, get accustomed to everything, I figured he’d be fine. He’d still end up getting[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Welcome back my friend to a new season of Injured Reserve. What should we expect this year? The season premier started strong with the introduction of what is sure to be a favorite character this year, Ryan Tannehill. He comes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh Buffalo. You snowy train wreck you. You replace Sammy Watkins with Jordan Matthews and then Jordan Matthews immediately cracks his sternum. I guess the Bills are tanking it this year. Can’t let the Jets have all the fun, I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I guess 3 seasons is the statute of limitations about giving a player a pass based on them having a funny name as at this point everybody seems about done with Mr. Blake Bortles. The Bort is having a rough[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…